Cultural Comedian Pillows

'You're having Hispanic attacks.'

Political Hipsters

"Have everything? Your glasses? Your keys? Your Jewish guilt?"

"...Toro..."

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

Tallit barcode

"I can't take any more! I'm so hungry and thirsty! When will this fast end?!!"

Football Chameleon

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"When did this game get started?"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Monet At Open Mic Night

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

Sheepdog