Culture Comedian Pillows

Keister Island

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'The circle is complete!'

Trump pardons

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

No-Work Orange