Competitive Kid Humor Prints

'Oh yeah? Well my dad bailed out your dad.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Loser's Podium.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

Skateboard Olympics.

"I'm training him."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Basketball Players Working Together

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"Tag, you're it!"

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

Javelin

'Reflexes Normal.'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"You're getting better."

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.

'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.'

'You've hit the bull.'

Lawnmower racing

'Has he taken my chocolates?'