Career Competitor Pillows

Competing for prospective employees by offering a retirement plan.

Come dine with me!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

Ladder of Success.

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Skateboard Olympics.

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

You are more than your job description.

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.