Career Competitor Gifts

Competing for prospective employees by offering a retirement plan.

Come dine with me!

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

Ladder of Success.

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Arcade Game Baseball.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

Skateboard Olympics.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

You are more than your job description.

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'