Competitive Dad T-Shirts

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Yummy Mummies

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Skateboard

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Daddy's Hook

The relay race

Baby Footballer

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'I think Kenny's finally accepted fatherhood - he said he was off to play football with the kids.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten flee

Painting dad's face

Dad Sox

The Husband Caddie

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

'Maybe tomorrow.'

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.