Competitive Parenting Champ Gifts

I told the school I definitely didn't want my son to be labelled - but if he had to be labelled, 'gifted and talented' would be nice!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Yummy Mummies

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'The stuka brought you.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

The relay race

Baby Footballer

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Designer Baby.

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

Grandparents with their grandchild

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'I got the idea from a veterinarian friend of mine.'