Parenthood Champ Gifts

'I just wish she wouldn't walk us to school.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Baby pram as a tank

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Toys in the DVD Player.

Acclaimed mother.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Baby Race.

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Fathers are Heroes

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

IVF assessment centre.

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

'Mother will catch you!'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

Maternity Arrivals

"He seems to be a bit of a crybaby."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Baby Shower

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'They can be so modest at this age.'

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'I came untucked.'

Father's Day

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'