Parenthood Champ T-Shirts

'I just wish she wouldn't walk us to school.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Baby pram as a tank

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Acclaimed mother.

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Baby Race.

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Fathers are Heroes

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

IVF assessment centre.

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

'Mother will catch you!'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Maternity Arrivals

"He seems to be a bit of a crybaby."

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'They can be so modest at this age.'

Baby Shower

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'