Parenthood Warrior T-Shirts

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."

Rings Beneath Parent's Eyes.

'Time for bed.'

Baby pram as a tank

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

That's my daughter, Alayna

Acclaimed mother.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'Beware of teething baby.'

Buggy with Snowplow.

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

Baby Race.

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

Pinata good bags.

'He takes after your mother' (colour)