Parenthood Warrior Prints

"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."

Rings Beneath Parent's Eyes.

'Time for bed.'

Baby pram as a tank

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

Acclaimed mother.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'Beware of teething baby.'

Buggy with Snowplow.

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

Baby Race.

'How many fingers do you see?'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book