Parenthood Hero Prints

"Mom? Are you awake?"

Acclaimed mother.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby pram as a tank

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'How many fingers do you see?'

JAMES BONDING

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"It's different when they're your own."

Maternity Arrivals

'Mother will catch you!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

'They can be so modest at this age.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Testing the water temperature in the font.