Parenthood Hero Gifts

"Mom? Are you awake?"

Acclaimed mother.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby pram as a tank

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Babies vs. Dogs

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

JAMES BONDING

'How many fingers do you see?'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

'Mother will catch you!'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

Maternity Arrivals

"It's different when they're your own."

"I mean, he does have a point."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'They can be so modest at this age.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Baby Shower

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'