Parenthood Warriors Gifts

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

Les Papas - A hectic night

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby pram as a tank

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

That's my daughter, Alayna

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Acclaimed mother.

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Beware of teething baby.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

Baby Race.

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Pinata good bags.

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."