Early Parenthood Warriors Gifts

Looking for a gift for your early parenthood warrior? Discover a collection of witty, sentimental items that capture the humor, exhaustion, and love that come with those first precious months. Perfect for new parents navigating sleepless nights and endless cuddles, these gifts are as thoughtful as they are fun, offering a little humor and a lot of heart during a demanding but beautiful chapter.

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Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed mockup

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

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'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?' mockup

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

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"My kid's a holy terror... no offense." mockup

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

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Baby pram as a tank

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'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...' mockup

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

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Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space. mockup

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

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'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.' mockup

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

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'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.' mockup

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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"But if I don't break stuff who will?" mockup

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

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'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!' mockup

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

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'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.' mockup

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

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A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up. mockup

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

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"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day." mockup

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

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'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!' mockup

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

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"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?" mockup

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

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Toys in the DVD Player.

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Buggy with Snowplow.

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'Beware of teething baby.'

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Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby. mockup

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

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'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!' mockup

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

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Woman feeding baby is covered in food. mockup

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

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"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

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'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.' mockup

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

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"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..." mockup

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

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"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor." mockup

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

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"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum." mockup

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

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"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb." mockup

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

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"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise." mockup

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

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'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?' mockup

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

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Early Parenthood Warriors Gifts Collection

Early Parenthood Warriors Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs designed for early parenthood warriors—perfect for those morning coffees to start a new day.

Early Parenthood Warriors Pillows

Find cozy pillows that highlight the humorous side of parenting—great for nurseries or living rooms.

Early Parenthood Warriors Prints

Explore our art prints that beautifully and humorously depict the chaos and love of early parenthood.

Early Parenthood Warriors T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts celebrating the bravery and humor of early parenthood—comfortable wear for every sleepless adventure.