Pregnancy Warrior Gifts

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

The Three Wise Queens

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Baby pram as a tank

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'Beware of teething baby.'

Buggy with Snowplow.

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Baby on Board

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'