Pregnancy Workout Warrior Gifts

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

31. 19. 55.7.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Maternity Ward

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'Hold it!'

Baby on Board

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Birthing Ball

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

'How far along are you?'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Open other end

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

Pregnant vs. Old.

Delivery Room - Swear Box

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

101 Placenta Recipes

The Last Few Weeks of Pregnancy.

We have a Royal patient with severe vomiting!

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

'Does my bun look big in this?'