Pregnancy Workout Warrior Gifts

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Maternity Ward

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Birthing Ball

Baby on Board

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

'How far along are you?'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

Open other end

Pregnant vs. Old.

Delivery Room - Swear Box

101 Placenta Recipes

The Last Few Weeks of Pregnancy.

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

We have a Royal patient with severe vomiting!

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

'Does my bun look big in this?'

"Got any cravings?"