Prenatal Yoga Instructors Gifts

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Unguided imagery

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Show off."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Dude. You seem tense."