Prenatal Pros Gifts

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Ah...here they are!"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

The modern generation!

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Birthing Ball

Baby on Board

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."