Prenatal Personality Analyst Gifts

"Hold on ... I just felt it defy authority."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

A boy and his spin patrol.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

If you were an iceberg...

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Psychology 101

A baby marks time on the walls of the uterus.

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Which one shall I get?'

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

Some Friends From Work

H. J. Eysenck

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'

Baby boomerang.

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."