Prenatal Personality Analyst T-Shirts

"Hold on ... I just felt it defy authority."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

A boy and his spin patrol.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

If you were an iceberg...

A baby marks time on the walls of the uterus.

Psychology 101

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Some Friends From Work

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Which one shall I get?'

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Baby boomerang.

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

Types of people who live in my house