Personality Analysis Gifts

"You're very controlling."

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

She was always an introvert.

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

If you were an iceberg...

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Psychology 101

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Must you always be so negative?

'Which one shall I get?'

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

Some Friends From Work

H. J. Eysenck

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

Personality Test - No Result

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

Extrovert/Introvert.

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."