Personality Testing Gifts

'Rorschach! What's to become of you?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

If you were an iceberg...

Psychology 101

'Cancel my assertiveness seminar. I just threw the boss out of my office.'

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Must you always be so negative?

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

Some Friends From Work

'Which one shall I get?'

H. J. Eysenck

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What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

Personality Test - No Result

Personality testing...

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'