Personality Testing Gifts

'Rorschach! What's to become of you?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

If you were an iceberg...

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

'Cancel my assertiveness seminar. I just threw the boss out of my office.'

Psychology 101

Must you always be so negative?

'Which one shall I get?'

Some Friends From Work

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

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'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."