Personality Test Taker Gifts

Personnel Dept. He's a real curmudgeon. Every personality test comes back negatives.

Exam

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

Examiners.

'The penguin is upset...'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

If you were an iceberg...

'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"How was your test?"