Personality Test Enthusiast Gifts

Mafia bird describes himself

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Pavlov's Puppy

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Blok drives by New York City.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Mummy Shrink.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Receptionist to patient about psychiatrist: 'Dr. Zwecklos canceled all his appointments for this week - he went off the deep end again.'

"Living brings up a lot of issues for him."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

Coming to a consensus.

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'