Personality Test Enthusiast Pillows

Mafia bird describes himself

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Pavlov's Puppy

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Blok drives by New York City.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Free-Floating Anxiety

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Mummy Shrink.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

Receptionist to patient about psychiatrist: 'Dr. Zwecklos canceled all his appointments for this week - he went off the deep end again.'

"Living brings up a lot of issues for him."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Coming to a consensus.

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."