Personality Aficionados Pillows

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Tongue in the ear...

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Bee Introvert

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'It seems like I'm just running on autopilot.' 'How do you feel about that?'

"You're going to have to give up screwing around."

'We'll get to work on your inferiority complex as soon as you go back outside and wipe those filthy feet.'

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

'You're my last chance, doctor - God nodded off.'