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Bee Introvert

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Tongue in the ear...

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Love Birds love just being together

You just keep giving.

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

Banana Smoothie

A small heart within a big heart.

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

The Surly Yoof

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

"Look on the dark side."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"The difference between a great guy and a total loser? I'd say it's about this much Merlot."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'

Love

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"Looks like Rick's scored."

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"I can't give you my love, but here's my fish."