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Bee Introvert

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Tongue in the ear...

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Love Birds love just being together

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Banana Smoothie

You just keep giving.

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

The Surly Yoof

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

A small heart within a big heart.

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"Look on the dark side."

"The difference between a great guy and a total loser? I'd say it's about this much Merlot."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'

"Looks like Rick's scored."

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

Love

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"I can't give you my love, but here's my fish."