Personality Aficionado Pillows

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Call me?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Sitting in a tree

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Love Birds love just being together

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Banana Smoothie

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

You just keep giving.

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Auguste Comte

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"