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'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Ernie's an optimist-paranoid. He thinks everybody is out to get him something nice.

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Tongue in the ear...

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

In and out, in and out, in and out...

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

Anxiety

Bee Introvert

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'It seems like I'm just running on autopilot.' 'How do you feel about that?'

'I get no respect... anywhere.'

"It's time to stop blaming everything on the Tartars, Mr. Ragner."