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'...we're waiting for Mr. Hyde's character witness, Dr. Jekyll, to appear.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

I can't bear to be without you.

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'You are very deer to me.'

How to injury yourself as an adult

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'I love you and my hair loves you.'

Carbon Dating

Bee Introvert

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'