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Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

What does aloof mean?

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

My Spam Sketchbook

"I'm a monster."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Mixed Nuts

Frankie and Annette.

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

She was always an introvert.

"Hold still - almost done."

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

Ask Sadie. Sadie, I have a temper. Whenever someone defies me, I get angry. Please advise. - Hot Temper. *Actual reader questions. You're right you have a problem. Don't get angry when someone defies you. Get angry even when they agree with you! Where do readers come up with this nonsense? Get taunting advice at asksadieshow@gmail.com

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

Tennis talking over the net.

Seasonal Overlap.

"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

Let's go to a big sporting event, Lance. Maybe we'll be on the kiss cam! I doubt it, Gloria. Do they have an argument cam?

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

I'll just check whats going to happen with the traffic, before we head home darling.

'...we're waiting for Mr. Hyde's character witness, Dr. Jekyll, to appear.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#6 "Kick me, stroke me, represents the essential duality of my nature..."

"He didn't have to get snippy about it!"

'You're going to spend the whole winter shovelling snow.'

'You picked combination number 3.'

"Ah, Doctor Jekyll, Table for two"