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"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Call me?"

'I really crammed last night.'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Banana Smoothie

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Tasty.

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

In and out, in and out, in and out...

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."