Personality Enthusiast Gifts

Tables with the Labels: Shy, Reserved, Anxious, Avuncular, and Gregarious.

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"My husband is a introverted man."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Jarvis Cocker

Pavlov's Puppy

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Blok drives by New York City.

Free-Floating Anxiety

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Mummy Shrink.

Burning love

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

Receptionist to patient about psychiatrist: 'Dr. Zwecklos canceled all his appointments for this week - he went off the deep end again.'

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'