Individuality Enthusiast Gifts

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Kids Gang.

'Weirdo!' - non-conformist necktie

"He's a non-conformist"

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

Dare to be different?

"Always standing out from the crowd."

"It's some odd-ball salesman."

You Are the Best You There Ever Was

Bob was the black sheep of the family.

I've got to be me.

'Always remember, you're unique.' - 'Just like everyone else.'

"I like to be different"

Pie Chart To Show People Who Fit In.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"He's gone goth"

"Nihilistic customer service"

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Man falls off perch

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

"Look on the dark side."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."