Individualist Admirer Gifts

Award night - Best & Fairest, Best 1st Year, Best Clubman, Best Left Alone.

"I gotta be me!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Punk Reindeer

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Dare to be different.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Magician Playing Golf.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'What's wrong with you?'

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"I guess singing "I Gotta Be Me' really wasn't a very good excuse."

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"But is it..?"

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Virginia Woolf