Unconventional Admirer Gifts

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Love

Punk Reindeer

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

"What a way to go."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magician Playing Golf.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'What's wrong with you?'

Meet The Ghostwriter

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Cakeless.

Zombie Christmas

Lover

Moby the Private Dick.

A Ghost

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

Bad Rhymes

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week."