Unconventionality Admirer Gifts

Zombie Christmas

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Punk Reindeer

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Your remote control, sire."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"What a way to go."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"This is your captain speaking."

Robert the Brucie.

"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'It's a rock made of plastic.'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

Spoonstock.

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

What the future holds - according to sci-fi movies

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

"You there, serf Mike, have you seen my charger?"