Unconventionality Admirer Pillows

Zombie Christmas

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Radiator jazz player

Punk Reindeer

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Your remote control, sire."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"What a way to go."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"This is your captain speaking."

'What's wrong with you?'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."

Robert the Brucie.

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

'It's a rock made of plastic.'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

Spoonstock.

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

"You there, serf Mike, have you seen my charger?"

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

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