Unexpected Style Admirer Pillows

"I didn't know you had nipple rings, Kevin."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

Cattlemans Saloon.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Le Corbusier

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

A grave with an array of beauty products

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

Chapeaux!

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"I didn’t know you could play."

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

Concert pianist.

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

Balloons tied to a moustache.