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'Committee For The Preservation Of Cads'

'I hope I look as good as he does when I get his age.'

Madonna

Drink Head.

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Kate Grigorieva

Amy Winehouse

A grave with an array of beauty products

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Nice haircut."

Mating rituals

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Georgian head-dress

"If they fit, we can return them."

Le Corbusier

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'