Cool Style Admirer Pillows

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Jarvis Cocker

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Elton John

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

The Fab Four

Trendies, INC

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Bald Man Overcomb

Grandfather Clock

Giant Sale!

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Amy Winehouse

It bag and no knickers!

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Geri Halliwell.

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