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A Cool Invisible Cow.

Raheem Sterling

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Wilfried Zaha

Football Sculpture.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Rugby Mad.

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Phill Jupitus

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

Man with many tattoos.

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

David Beckham

Mike Rutherford

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

Marcus Rashford

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

'Lost the mask again, Kemosabe?'