Nice Guy Appreciator Pillows

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Puppy.

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

This reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, is it true that most people need to improve their listening skills?" Sure, I enjoy the glistening hills.

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

Sue Perkins

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

'You guys are real friends!'

McHappy

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'Come on, I did it for you...'

"I heard it and you know it! You were purring when the puppy was playing with you and licking your face!"

It's always nice to get together with other cartoon animals and compare notes

"That's it Bruce, get the darn ants, they're driving me crazy!"

A Cool Invisible Cow.

'All right, I'll fight you if you insist, but I hope we can be friends afterwards.'

Log in, paper out.

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

"Have you come far?"

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

Deferential equations.

"It's a treat to see you because you treat me the way I want to be treated."

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

'I think it's totally awesome how you're not afraid to just be yourself!'

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'