Good Boy Appreciator Pillows

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Baby on board 2020

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Sorry'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"I've got pride but no shame."

Self-Esteem Clinic.

'S**t!'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"Do we have any candy?"

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Are you nuts? This is what I do."

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'You guys are real friends!'