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"Young Montague's full of himself."

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"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

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"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

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'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

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"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

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"Why don't we call it a draw?"

"He was the lifeguard at the gene pool."

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

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"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."