Alpha Male Aficionado Pillows

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Happy thoughts

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Malty tasking.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Macho man body building club.

Join me in a beer?

Beer Club for Men.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Human males marking territory.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

REAL ALE for one pint only

Wish You Were Beer

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Beer Recycling Centre

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry