Alpha Dog Aficionado Pillows

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Bears going water skiing.

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."