Alpha Male Pillows

Human males marking territory.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

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"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

Alpha Pansy... Grrrrrr

Top Dog

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Alpha Male."

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

Born leader

"Why don't we call it a draw?"

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

"He was the lifeguard at the gene pool."

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

'A real Alpha-Female hey? Me, I am more of a D-minus male...'

'For pity's sake, Albert, can't I step out for 5 minutes without Sparky deposing you as alpha male?!'

'He doesn't know his own strength. Bull, you're squeezing too hard!'

"As an alpha-male, I get roasted online, but none of these anonymous trills challenge me in real life to take over and lead..."