People Person Appreciator Pillows

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Jarvis Cocker

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Nick Cave

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Sue Perkins

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Life is just four letters...

Maradona memorial.

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

Quasimodo Zit.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'Having one of those days I see.'

Einstein's brain.

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

Notable noses Vol. 83.

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

"Remember laps?"

Everyday Hospice

Joe Splitz - Acrobat.

'As opposed to the subtler markings of the female.'

'Hey, wait a minute...'